À la carte
The Funk Around and Find Out installation process is a Trust Fall into Whimsy. After the budget and the theme are established, the clients must give their full faith to the Artist and then step back and wait to be surprised by the result!
Of course, most people cannot imagine relinquishing all control that way. If you would rather skip the extreme exercise in faith and order something you have seen in one of our installations, we have created an À la carte menu of individual elements and estimated prices!
Funk Around and Find Out projects are often made of salvaged materials and therefore cannot (nor would not) get perfectly duplicated. Actual price would be influenced by dimensions, any additional demo or prep work, special material requests, etc.
Davy Jones’ Locker
Barnacle Shipwreck Vanity Mirror (per price and availability of materials) estimate for large, single, vanity mirror: $700
Crackly, Piratey Door Glowup (per price and availability of materials, applied to existing substrate.) estimate for one side of a standard sized door: $350
Crusty Shipwreck Wood Finish (This only works on real wood. Price does not include stripping the existing wood furniture) estimate for 1 average sized vanity (or equivalent): $350
Mosaic porcelain sink and countertop (per price and availability of materials, applied to existing substrate. Does not include hardware nor disconnecting or reinstalling of the fixtures) estimate for 4ft sink and countertop $800
Carnivorous Plant Disco
Hand Stenciled Venus Flytrap Damask (two tone paint job that can be applied to a textured wall. BUT, if you have smooth walls please just order my wallpaper from spoonflower!) estimate for 1 standardish wall: $600
Mirror Shards and Disco Ball Ceiling (per price and availability of materials. Excludes prep/texturing. Includes single color base coat of paint) estimate for 1 standard ceiling: $550
Sparkly Pitcher Plant Wall Art (per price and availability of materials. Approximately 5ftx4ft). estimate: $400
Alien Envoy
Futuristic Chord Management (per price and availability of materials) estimate for 1 chaotic chord area: $250
Futuristic Resin Countertop/Tabletop (per price and availability of materials, applied to existing substrate.) estimate for 7ft desk/countertop: $800
Spaceship Architecture Wall (includes crop circle inspired relieve sculpture, wall texturing, and color drench in one color of paint.) estimate for 1 standard wall: $1200
Futuristic Resin Inset Sink and Countertop (per price and availability of materials, applied to existing substrate.) estimate for 7ft countertop with one sink: $1200
Inset Wall Nook (just the nook, does not address the rest of the wall.) estimate for a single 10inch-14inch nook: $100
Glowing Illusion Wall Feature (per price and availability of materials. This process was achieved with adhesive vinyl. Price does not include retexturing the wall, painting, or wallpapering prior to laying the design.) estimate for 4ftx8ft area: $450
The Athenaeum
Wall Texture: Faux GrassCloth (just texture, without prep or paint) estimate for 1 standard room: $600
Upcycled Wainscoting (per price and availability of materials) estimate for 1 standard room: $600
Apothecary Bookshelf Wall (per price and availability of materials) estimate for 1 standard wall: $1200
Bookshelf Doors (per price and availability of materials) estimate for 1 standard doorway: $1200
Closet Glow-Up (pictured- color drench paint, improved shelving system, new lighting, chord management) estimate for this level of glowup: $1000
Library Gallery Ceiling (per price and availability of materials. Excludes prep, texturing, and ceiling fandelier) estimate for 1 standard ceiling: $1250
Faux Library Balcony (per price and availability of materials. Excludes lighting and custom corbels) estimate for 1 standard sized wall: $1000
Botanical Resin Desktop/Countertop (per price and availability of materials, applied to existing substrate.) estimate for 7ft desk/countertop: $1200
Enchanted Chord Management (per price and availability of materials) estimate for 1 chaotic chord area: $200
Faux stained Glass (original, non-AI digital collage with manual embellishments) estimate for 1 large window: $400